Emergency Plumbing and Septic Service in Elmo, UT
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No one wants to see sewage backing up into their sinks, bathtubs or toilets, but an overly-full septic tank causes this to happen.How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots by Ben Goode Are the idiots in your life driving you crazy? Do you often feel like you are surrounded by idiots? Have you ever wondered if YOU are an idiot? Do the idiotic C.Y.A. instructions on the packaging of most products you buy these days make you feel like the world must think you are an idiot? The following article contains lessons on stupidity. They cover things you should pretty much never do. There are many, many more lessons we could add, such as not floating face down in the septic tank or not applying your own tattoo with a wood burner and lead-based house paint, but these are normally material for a post-graduate stupidity course. You probably shouldn't attempt to comprehend these high-level concepts until you have mastered the more basic skills. Experience has shown that the louder you yell the principle to the idiot pupil in question the better the procedure works. (OK, a little honesty here would probably be good. The truth is, shouting the lessons probably won't have much of an effect on the idiot, because as we all know, he/she is an idiot, but it will probably make you feel a little better). Here are a few suggestions that could change your life if you are someone who is struggling with idiots in your life. If you are an idiot, try to find someone to read these principles to you and then apply them. If you are surrounded by idiots or if you have a loved one who has idiotic tendencies, you will probably want to teach these principles to the idiots in your life. You never know. It might just help. 1. You should never try to lick the bottom of the blender while the blades are still turning. 2. Never drink quarts of vinegar while eating boxes of baking soda. 3. Never clean up nitro-glycerin or unstable nuclear waste with a vacuum cleaner. 4. Never let friends hit you over the head with a baseball bat unless you are wearing a good helmet. 5. Never adjust your TV antenna during a lightening storm. 6. You shouldn't smoke while siphoning gasoline. 7. Don't microwave dynamite. 8. Never dry your hair with a blow torch. 9. Never pick your scabs while swimming with sharks. 10. Never hang glide during a hurricane. Ben Goode is author of 25 books and has devoted his life to finding ways to successfully cope with the idiots who surround him, or at least getting some entertainment value from them, and to finding some way to make billions of dollars and take over the world without having to exert much energy using only items found lying around the house and to curing all unhappiness and disease, poverty and hunger. To read more of Ben Goode's writings go to:
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